Soppy Little sodSoppy Little sod
The dog next door is a
Funny little bugger, He looks as though he’s Sweet as sugar, I’ve never heard him bark, but I tell you he bites, With a mouth full of canines, Centre, left and right. He looks to me like A sawn off donkey, Thick as can be but a Little bit wonky, With his dumpy fat legs, He aint half a sight, I wouldn’t like to meet him In the middle of the night. Pug-faced, button-nosed, Soppy little sod, Pink eyed, tummy tied, Like a Hartlepool cod, With nerves of steel and C
Bobby...My Favourite GoldfishI had a little goldfish When I was just a nipper, My mother tried to tease me For, she said it was a kipper, But I knew the difference It was really easy to tell, ‘Cos you don’t eat goldfish! And, goldfish don’t smell! (Well, just a bit, maybe).Bobby...My Favourite Goldfish
She got it from the ‘raggy’ man And it cost her ‘nowt’, ‘Part from her woollen knickers Which were old (no doubt)! The fish was in a jam jar Poor little sod, We would have to have an aquarium For a kipper or a cod. (Obvious)!
Well I fed it ev
Very seriousVery serious
An atheist without any God With faith and beliefs all shod, Went to a church late To find out his fate Alas, he had been given the nod.
An ‘alco’ on polish and cider Bought ten bottles for only a fiver. With huge delight he would swig ‘til his eyes were googly and big, For he could be plastered on a ‘short’ of Tizer.
A ‘druggie’, not bright in the head For his habit, it had to be fed. With needle injecting A life resurrecting, But no worries, for now he is dead.
very promising start, I hope you enjoy your stay.
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